The British Penny:
In order to bring about further integration with the single European currency, the Euro, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase “Spending a Penny” is not to be used after 31st May 2015.
From this date onwards, the correct term will be: “Euronating”.
It is hoped that this will be a great relief to everyone. If you have any questions, just give me a tinkle.